my co-worker likened my style to Rachel Zoe from the Rachel Zoe Project

Except I didn't actually know who Rachel Zoe is. Actually, I'm googling her now because I still don't.


No one really likes this co-worker. And I don't really like Rachel Zoe.

underneath the bullshit, MTV reality stars actually have emotions... and talent?

emotion: Abram on being married, after Dave shut the hell up
talent: Abram as the crocodile hunter, Abram doing coffee tawk

basically Abram rocks.

Quick & Easy Bicycle Skirt Guards

on Devon Seafood Grill where Matt Kurilla works and when Brooke Shields ate there she ordered but didn't eat anything the whole time she nursed

Evette Smith/Tow... ive had better crab cakes at fridays