Whoopi Goldberg is definitely an infusion of sanity on the View. It actually makes me wish I was at home during the day so I could watch it. Or wish I wasn't so cheap and had cable and other various crap I'd need to record it and watch it later when I get home from work, although the anticipation that builds while I wait for YouTube videos to load because I'm mooching off of the only neighbor's internet available that isn't security-enabled definitely forces me to appreciate it. Thank you, [wireless network connection redacted]. But I do think they unfairly slam Elisabeth sometimes and definitely break to commercials when they don't feel like listening to her.

These bad economic times have forced me to...

start bringing my lunch again. I mean, I do already "bring my lunch," but I don't actually bring my lunch, I just end up not eating, or buying ramen noodles or something from the vending machine. I also have to pay off a $6K loan to my parents leftover from my college education. Maybe I will just eat that for lunch.

my co-worker likened my style to Rachel Zoe from the Rachel Zoe Project

Except I didn't actually know who Rachel Zoe is. Actually, I'm googling her now because I still don't.


No one really likes this co-worker. And I don't really like Rachel Zoe.

underneath the bullshit, MTV reality stars actually have emotions... and talent?

emotion: Abram on being married, after Dave shut the hell up
talent: Abram as the crocodile hunter, Abram doing coffee tawk

basically Abram rocks.

Quick & Easy Bicycle Skirt Guards

on Devon Seafood Grill where Matt Kurilla works and when Brooke Shields ate there she ordered but didn't eat anything the whole time she nursed

Evette Smith/Tow... ive had better crab cakes at fridays

creepy cultural cleavage